In October 2012 Found the following
Video house Malcolm Johnson.
events recorded still remained unexplained.
Why does not this shit? It sucks.
Shit gonna go back to Best Buy.
Or not.
Bad lens cap.
A new camcorder nouță. 'll Shoot everything with it.
Christmas, New Year vaginas..
Okay. Today is a big day.
My girlfriend, Kisha, moves me.
I know all of you have told me not to do
It is because everything will change,
'll take over the house, Let's not make fools never...
and worst of all, Do you put the naphthalene members!
I think this is nonsense. When I move, everything will be perfect.
House looks good. lubițelul did your clean for you.
Shit! Rosa!
I could hit you. You can not steal and you always eZi and a
She is my maid. Say hello, Rosa!
Say hello right now!
You know I love you.
Shilow, say hi to Mom.
A horseback to get your foot Kish. That's right.
And one to tell you besides all Cathelat front of my nose.
Damn, came.
- Hey, baby! - Hey!
Wait! No, no, no!
- What did you do? - I have not seen. I'm sorry!
O Lord!
- Maybe just playing dead. - Do not know how to make dead.
He knows how to give lăbuța, knows how to catch the ball.
He knows how to roll. The movie not dead.
Come Shilow, please breathing! One, two, three. Breathe!
- Give me the battery cables! - Battery cables?
Give me my goddamn cable from the battery!
Do not you die!
Starts the car!
Free! Come!
Shit!
Micuțule, you're with me!
Do not leave me, Shilow!
- You're in this place now, buddy? - I'm so sorry.
It's okay, baby. It's not your fault.
Look at the bright side. I'm allergic to dogs.
I know, that was the most Shilow great thing.
Was hypo-allergenic.
Shilow!
O Lord! Look this shit.
Okay, Malcolm, this is the last box.
What's up with this room video?
Shot all our lives together. Say hello.
Hello!
- Look what I love. - Hand, hand.
Honey, you're officially a CLAMPING.
I swear when open these boxes we find dead cats
- And sandwich the old sites. - Ha ha. Very funny.
Oh, God... You need to knew?
Yes.
- For what? - Ă knew are good shoes for wedding.
On a scale of one to ten, importance as they are?
8.7
- 9. - That's 9?
- In any case, go! - Hold on a
This is a box I brought my aunt from Kenya.
- And this is the 9. - Oh, God. Say it!
Hello, my name is Kisha Davies and are a compulsive CLAMPING.
And I'm ashamed.
That's your father's ashes?
Yes, Malcolm. They go where I go and.
So you have a ghost who watches over us?
It's quiet Titor.
Just put him in a room. She likes to watch TV.
He's dead. What's going to look at the American hustlers?
Honey, these games Video must go.
Wait, let me play in peace. Give me the camera.
- No! - Stop playing.
Give me the camera!
Black?
Just what I did nigga?
A break to have your ass! English! English! Speak in English!
- Honey! - You know I never liked it, right?
I know what happens here. I somehow fuck Rose?
There are many shit that happens here.
Yes, actually I bear child right now.
'll Have a baby who will speak perfect Spanish.
- Come on, you're thinking. - Okay.
Are you okay, buddy?
Eat like a cat.
Can I enjoy my food, please?
- Someone's arțăgoasă. - I'm sorry, I'm just tired.
I have not slept. I keep hearing these noises...
- Scary. - You should not be afraid. Okay?
Look at me now.
No one to tell you do bad on my watch.
- Right? - Okay.
Only if it is not armed. That when you are on your own.
What?
Hey, baby, how are you?
Time to get dressed with something more comfortable.
I'm talking about!
Brethren, it is time to remove your pants.
We are about to you offer a tutorial sex.
Let's do this!
You got it, baby.
Stop! Right there!
Did you bring a friend and...
When he has to do and a..
you going to do to the A...
I tasted.
You cățeilor... you are in trouble.
Be perverts and i
You go home. Keep yourself up to me.
Shit! It's still hot.
Take it! Take it! Take it!
- Honey? - Yes, sweetheart?
I can not believe this is the first night in which we live together.
- Yes, nice, is not it? - Yes.
- I can not expect to lie next to you. - Yes, and I.
I gotta go, baby. It was fun.
- I'm coming! - OK!
Baby, you're the sexiest woman...
What the hell?
You know, Malcolm... Not everyone is getting
into to bed looking like a supermodel.
Apparently not.
Besides, what is sorry for my clothing?
Nothing, if you live in a box in the channel.
What?
Come on, put the sign on. Please!
Can I go to bed now?
No one should imiți beggars first.
Okay. Well...
I'm ready.
Okay. Better.
You have something chopped out?
I love you. Good night.
Night 1 August 4, 2012
Lord!
How can someone so nice to stink like that?
Lisu Christ!
Really?
Lord!
la-Did your ass goodbye and to die! Shit...
Really?
I come from hacking them with shit.
It's alive!
Order!
So...
I had sex last night, Kisha not cooked and I...
killed my dog.
Apart from that I think will be moved to even move.
Malcolm! Malcolm!
- What happened? - My keys are down.
- Malcolm... - What?
Something strange is happening here.
Want to say something funny that when when wind drag sleep?
No, no! I think we have a ghost here.
A ghost? Yeah, right. No, you're a ghost ass.
Come on, seriously?
I want to get a psychic tell us what is happening.
A clairvoyant? Come on, Kish, that's ridiculous.
I'll tell you what happens.
One child from neighbors came here, did she steal
something purse and then just left it there.
No. If someone steals thing is you know who. Okay?
Hey, Grandma!
We have no idea what she's doing when we are not here.
Like what i always wear gloves
- Okay, I'll handle this. - Guilty.
- Hi, I'm Dan, the man to safety. - Hi, nice to meet you.
Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? Sorry, I have not seen.
He is my partner, Bob. It's actually my brother. It's stupid.
I'm his brother.
When he was little ordinary rod to play in the dryer.
Starts THEM I...
Hey, it would be good to give back!
- What's the problem? - We'll use our cameras.
Not to be shooting movies; for doing My own reality show.
- Do not sign anything. - And I do not know to write.
- Do not know how to write. - To cover this.
Mosaic...
- What is? - He's home?
You're talking to him.
Yeah, sure.
Well... okay.
I mounted that room to overseeing all backyard.
To move.
Is to say that Mrs. a pool party, right?
You know, make some chicken Grilled or some costițe you,
spicy wings, pig hooves, shrimp...
Can you some cornbread.
He'd say watermelon but that would be kind of racist, right?
And corn bread is almost...
Yes... Now anyone can eat cornbread.
- Can I say it? - The word "C"?
- Yes. - No. Not appropriate.
- Talk seriously? - You can tell me white boy.
- I do not want. - Let me have a say.
If you say, I'll punch you in the face.
Finally, if later things get a little heated,
your woman in jacuzzi, naked ass, right?
Your black dick ready to strike...
that room there'll record it.
All you have to do is to go up or give you some clicks
computer and I'll provide a summary.
Hola!
- Do it! - No.
Hola!
Seriously, even put me to do this?
The camera guys, hola!
Everything is connected here.
Water and space button, and the You can change the mouse in the kitchen,
entrance to backyard living. Are you tired of your website?
Yes, I like that.
You know what I think? That you can These access wherever you are.
Can I set this if you want. Refresh my password!
- No, not gonna happen. - Good decision.
But can you set it if you want.
I mean you know, you're in the city of business and you have a check on Mrs.
- To see if it's safe. - Sure...
- Or whatever it is. - Yeah.
You know, the girls and a Girls are...
Time guys, you are out of town.
Why not do that? Just do it you'd expect.
Spread on the floor and it's shoot and post...
Special delivery!
Not that they are bad?
Bitch! In front of the dog!
The dog's so annoying!
I mean, you know... you're the Convention Security in Albuquerque,
shouting with all the force...
I remember Albuquerque.
You can not have a delete on camera!
That reminds me that need to send money
for bills each month.
It's OK, Dan...
Bobby would be better do not register it.
- I recorded it... - Do not do this shit in my house.
It's okay. Understand.
Why to install all rooms however these security?
- May you have a thief. - Or a ghost.
- Hoth. - Ghosts.
Happens to me to have a reality show Ghostbusters own comments.
- Want to know how the name? - I know and I one.
I think Phantom Americans?
Ghosts guys.
But it's trademark, and the do not you come to an idea.
- Of course not. - Okay. See you.
We need to put one and there.
- Really? - No dead you would not have noticed!
Malcolm, what's that?
I gave them a bunch of money guys Astoria
and left us blind areas hallway.
And you you gonna ruin my fan To mount the camera that ridiculous?
Yep. Can you tell me MacGyver.
To move. Come on, baby, let's go.
- He's so hungry. - And I'm starving.
I left, Rosa.
All right.
It's crazy, right?
Ă morons think that I knew I do not know to speak English.
We have a beautiful pool, want to come and take a bath?
I have a jacuzzi...
Hey, Rosa, we're back!
I have no idea what the hell you say...
- Honey? - What?
Look how swim.
Hey, Steve!
to be careful that nigger does not want to get wet hair.
Hey, Malcolm, Poto and get it! I just style your hair, you know that!
- Do not mess with me. - You look good, baby.
- Show us țâțele? - What?
Show us țâțele!
I knew one could do.
- Did you enjoy it? - No, no. It was weird.
I bet you liked least.
Yes, I know... One is bigger than the other.
That's how can you have a favorite.
- Honey... - No!
Ask me if I'm pregnant! They do vice versa.
I love this room bad, dude...
Thanks, man.
Bet you shoot all kinds of extracurricular activities with her.
Actually, no.
- Nothing. - No?
Since moved Kisha with me I have not seen any piece of vagina.
- No... - It's as if she moved here
Her vagina and moved in the same day.
You move to me.
That makes me nervous.
Not as nervous as his That makes little guy of mine.
Well, I'm nervous for your cock.
Mr. Happy appears that there's so happy.
I'm angry... It saddens me very hard to hear.
But it's something you can do that you're aroused little things.
Yes? What?
You know how it is when you are tired to tell you driving machine and
're looking to test a new car?
Maybe someone would like to tell you
lead your machine for a while, you know,
So you and show appreciation front of your vehicle.
You mean something to exchange partner?
What? No!
Excuse me! Do not you want girl!
- I'm talking about cars! - My mistake!
- You never do that? - Absolutely, and never to do that!
- I do. - I'm not a pervert.
Yeah, that's right You must be a pervert to share your partner.
You never did it and you did not?
- No, Steve. - Not if you were drunk or something,
I drank too much and hell, let's give it a try...
and if as a couple, that would put?
- No. - Yes, I do.
That's how I think.
How about if you were drugged too much a Saturday night or something?
- No, no and do it even so, man. - Yeah...
Even if the couple that would be capable of anything, rarități,
and it would be good bad? As a lady, good bad.
Would not matter, you do it, right?
Nigga, no!
And just to me. We have an understanding.
It's crazy to change the partners and a
I agree with you 100%.
- Steve, you want a beer? - Thank you very much.
Honey, you told Steve we have a ghost?
- There's a ghost. - Phantom?
Super.
I think it would be to move to have a ghost.
We have a ghost.
There's a ghost.
You were always moving to the college.
- Make any auctions. - Auctions?
- Yes, he's right - Făceați auctions.
Honey, I was in college. Make a lot of nonsense.
Like when we drunk and we kissed.
- You know, college is a great error. - I miss those days.
Easy, sexoaso.
It would be great to remain here overnight?
It's an interesting idea.
What do you think, Malcolm, We can not sleep here?
- No. - No!
It's weird.
I understand when you say weird.
But you said the purpose good or bad sense?
For the purposes sorry, Steve.
Well, brothers. It was beautiful.
I know a seer great if you need one.
All right.
She told me that I would be surrounded by
spirits big and black in the near future.
God help us!
Bye!
Before you go have to tell you something.
Jeeny's day approaches.
Okay.
I want to prepare something special for her.
I thought maybe you could you call some
friends of yours, maybe your cousin Ray-Ray...
and all those blacks who walks with him.
You know, and Akim Jamal.
New only six. A have fun.
You must fill turkey, double, you know?
You dirty little white snow.
Club black, white holes.
Sentence can ride it all white.
You mean something to a party mandingo?
What? Excuse me!
I'm not the job this, but you are?
Can find us understand something.
Bye, Steve.
Okay, bye bye!
Come on, baby!
You are lucky!
- It's even more lucky! - Bye, brothers!
All right. All right...
I think Jenny and Steve are swingers.
Only think? Wow, that's a walk in the ghetto.
Wrong!
Shit! A man shaving a Yeti?
Very funny. I shaved.
With that, the machine lawn mower?
Looks like chest hair Apollo Green. This is insane.
- Hey! - Malcolm, come on! Turn that off!
- Get out of here! - Close the door!
- I'm claustrophobic, right? - Are you curstrofobică.
You know what, Malcolm? Endure or go! at that!
It O.P.I...
Full Body is...
I think it O.P.I.
What flavor...
No, Malcolm!
Hey, there!
- Take nesimțit Did this leg here! - Poto and get it!
Malcolm!
Night 4 August 5, 2012
Malcolm, Malcolm?
Camera is turned off.
- Yes, the camera is turned off. - No LED is lit.
- That's the standby lamp. - That's light recording.
I do not want to be like those bad kind
Kim Cardaccio with registered sex life.
First of all, Kim Cardaccio is worth 150 million dollars.
Think about it, Kisha. You have your own reality show
You own fashion line, You own perfume.
- "Stink". Created by Kisha. - No!
Opportunities window closes. Turns off the camera!
Lord!
Malcolm, you're going to put yourself to sleep.
Camera is still on.
What?
I do not touch! I do not touch!
It was crazy! I have put a cramp.
I told you that you must register.
I do not think are video which takes 30 seconds.
Come on, have been at least two minutes and 15, 16 seconds.
Lord, how good it was!
Are you aware that should il start over, right?
I do not have time. Need to talk to coach...
to replace me.
- Wake up. - Okay, okay.
- Come on. - Okay, okay.
Why are you bad?
Oh, yes...
- Good morning, dear. - Hey, baby.
Malcolm, I told to that room stops you!
I know... suck.
But, baby, I was bad trick last night.
Honey, look at this movement.
You're right, but Malcolm, I want to delete this box.
I do not want to get on the internet.
- Rolls back. - Okay.
- Did you see that? - Yes, I call that movement "tornado".
No, you idiot! Here!
U and A... and as I was! See?
There is a rational explanation for this.
What happens to tornado... it creates a vortex that when I move the hips.
Especially with movements down...
That vortex is created. I wonder how did not open and windows.
Sometimes that happens.
You see, I'm working on a thing natural disaster they stay here.
You do not have to sleep at night. An earthquake. Earthquake is crazy.
Makes you vibrate... fast...
- Malcolm! Come here, please! - What happened?
The cup was on the table and I... something I slammed down!
How do you explain that?
You can put on edge and just slipped.
Last night was the door, Malcolm, morning and the glass is down.
Maybe it was not made properly.
I assume responsibility for it. God knows that you're not cooked.
I love you, but not Ignore glasses and other crap falling from the house.
Now believe me, Malcolm?
Maybe it was your vortex!
Oh, God...
Night 6 August 7, 2012
What was that?
- Did you hear that? - No.
How?
But this?
That was the only house which brings up the right.
- Get back to sleep. - To put myself back to sleep?
- He was the wind? - Nigger, windows are closed!
Hell, no! I deleted it here!
What? Malcolm!
Malcolm!
Really?
Hell, no!
Malcolm, how are you?
Panaramo is a ghost in the house!
- We're even a door out of here! - You can not leave.
to look only!
Peace.
Malcolm!
- Are you okay? - Who am I kidding myself?
I can not sell the house on this market.
"Immediate Possession"
It already has!
- Hey, Chip. - Good.
- I'm Kisha. - Hi, I'm Chip, clairvoyant.
- In. - Thanks.
You...
You must be Malcolm?
- Yes, well. How did you know? - I'm psychic...
I have many powers all over my body.
- You played basketball somehow? - No.
- No? - No.
Your body is made for it.
You're lucky. You're a very lucky lady.
I will ask you some questions. Nothing complicated.
Just some simple stuff yourself.
- How long you are together? - Three years.
- Malcolm, are you happy? - Yes.
- You like to be with her? - Yes.
- Have you ever been with a man? - No.
- You had a good home? - Yes.
- Did you have a Merry Christmas? - Yes.
- Do you like movies? - Yes.
- Have you ever been with a man? - Yes... no!
- Steps You like tele? - Yes.
- Do you like girls? - Yes.
- Eat every day? - Yes.
- Have you ever been with a man? - Yes... no! No!
I've never been with a man!
Well, just ask...
I just... I was never with a man!
I've never been with a man! I've never been with a man!
- Honey, stops it. - I've never been with a man!
- Okay, I screamed a must and a - I've never been with a man!
Keep asking me if I ever been with a man.
I've never been with a man!
Just trying to meet you to know if you have ever been with a man.
- I sleep on that side of the bed. - Yes.
- She sleeps there. - Okay.
And I... have camera right there.
And one night I saw door opening is...
I felt something paranormal right there.
No, she thinks it's paranormal. I think it is because of "tornado".
- Because it creates this vortex. - What does that mean?
We do sex and I was doing to the A...
We used circles and those of a
Hey, hey, hey!
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.
- Are you okay? - Yes, I just Ameth for a second.
- Okay. - But now I'm fine.
Look at the door.
You know why? Is dark energy right here.
- Really? - Yeah, it's crazy.
I did not know...
Get off me!
Let me out!
- Comes! Coming! - Help!
- What the fuck, man! - What the fuck, man! Get off me!
What are you doing?
I do not know. Just happened.
I have been so scared.
Well, brothers. That's a simple exercise.
All right.
It's scary.
Okay. Kisha, breathe, relax...
Feel something?
- No, not really. - But you, Malcolm?
Only your dick in my back.
Well, that's a start.
There are two types of paranormal entities.
I am specialized in best. As with Casper friendly ghost.
Yes, it's fun.
And also Patrick Swaize of "my beloved ghost. "
- Lubesc movie. - Yes... is very emotional.
Especially with the clay, as clay modeling...
And a stretch and a..
Demons on the other hand, are bad.
Are pure evil. And appearing at the worst possible time.
Like I... herpes.
What? Why are you looking at me?
All I'm saying is do not întărâtați a demon.
You do not have to contact and especially not taking shots.
- This only worsened the things you. - See, not shoot.
- Very bad. - Okay.
Thank you for coming, man.
Want to have your get something off your chest?
No, I'm fine.
You want to put something on my chest?
- You know you... - Hold on, Hold on to!
- I've got a confession. - Yes? Herpes, I knew it!
No! I!
I mentioned that I made a pact with devil for a pair of Louboutins?
You made a pact with the devil for a pair of shoes?
Not just any shoes, Malcolm!
Louboutins, right? They Taipei red and stand prominence.
I really needed them, right?
You put it, sister!
This demon will not leave the house until I get what she wants.
- And what? - Kisha.
You're all right, Malcolm. You're free to be who Do you wish.
Is a match wrestling with five men.
I'm fine and to a
- It's so beautiful! - I bet it is.
And all are so good. Yes, I know, but it's competitive.
It's something that...
God...
I feel something in the power of mind.
Okay. Okay.
Malcolm, Did something will happen that will change.
Do not fight it! Whatever it is do not fight.
All right. I will not.
- I can save. - Okay.
There are five guys who are struggling months.
Okay.
- You can save! - Thank you!
God...
I think it went well.
You should check.
A demon, Kisha?
Sorry, Malcolm!
Why did not you say that the first întâInire?
Because you would not be exit it to me again.
Exactly!
How long Did it happen?
Since I was a child.
What kind of crap is and that?
You see, I keep everything.
A DAY OF NATIONAL AND THIRD KISHEl
Happy birthday, Kisha! Mama loves you.
When I thought about not going to succeed you are.
But what good that was closed that clinic.
God is good! Always.
Of eight years! Enjoy your day!
Sooner or later you go to school in one day...
and one to wonder, who's your daddy, who's your daddy?
And I'll be gone!
Happy birthday, Kisha! Put your one wish.
- Stay here! - All right. Happy birthday and me!
I want Tony to stay with me forever.
- Who is Tony? Who is Tony, love? - My friend.
If you had a friend were here, drinking beer,
smoking cigarettes, feel is good, making Betting machines and stuff.
Talks about her imaginary friend. Must be cute with it.
Do not look at us as gifts. He looks at me...
- Why look at me like that? - This is crazy.
Are you crazy? to look, look.
His eyes are crazy.
- Turn out those candles! - Shut it!
- Come Blow out the candle! - I, woman.
Do not yell at me!
On it, baby!
Tony, no!
You thought broke fun cake?
You must think you're crazy!
I was not my fault, it was Tony!
So to save you Tony beats it.
And not a man! Can you ruin this new belt.
It's as if the beating of a stepchild. I do not want a child like this.
You said it right on that!
Is there anything else you want to tell me?
Well... in connection with herpes?
- Honey, what's up? - Nothing. Just...
Just me space, that's all. Have you ever had crabs?
Really, Malcolm?
Seriously, you must talk about your life.
Eat me, eat me.
E herpes, Kisha. It's in!
Call someone! This thing is alive!
You've made it!
Call a doctor! Bring damn doctor!
That hurt!
NIGHT 9 August 10, 2012
What the hell? Where are you?
Kisha, why did you slap? Snoring?
Kisha! Kisha!
What the hell...
Kisha, Kisha!
What the hell?
Kisha!
Kisha, how are you?
That's gross.
Honey, no! It is three weeks old!
Honey, what are you doing?
Get out the door this... going to miss much.
I'll be back soon.
No, no, no. Give me that!
Honey? Where did you put the Pepto?
Ferent Where's Pepto? I have a stomachache.
What are you doing?
Watch box last night.
- Meat that was great. - Okay.
Maybe if you sleep less you'll feel better.
O Lord! I do not remember doing that.
- What do I do? - Are you wearing that crazy.
Hold on a Look at that.
Something strange is going on.
I'm gonna make you feel better.
I'm a scary ghost and tune the antenna!
I can not breathe.
Honey, are you mad?
Honey!
Malcolm!
It's no joke.
Just try to make the situation tion that funny.
Situation that bad? You mean that My moving here was a bad situation?
I had a demon You Mutha house up to you.
What happened with the "you live with me now, I'll protect you. "
A thief, not a ghost!
- Do not stand to listen to this. - Where are you going?
Out!
And now you and me in here alone?
Malcolm!
Night 10 August 11, 2012
- Malcolm! - Okay. Coming!
- What? - Look at that!
Whoa! What the...
My daddy!
- Malcolm! - Shit!
What kind of monster would do this?
Honey, you were right! It really is an evil spirit in the house!
I believe! I was so stupid! No I can not believe I did not! I believe!
O Lord! It's right there. Can you feel him? Put your hand!
O Lord! Must escape this once and for all!
- Box! - No, do not forget to check!
- Why? - Because you and I are
against him.
Why are you evil spirit! Leave this house alone!
Now! Hear me? and them out!
- It Get out! - It Get out!
See? I believe you.
No! I shut up once and for all!
Daddy? Want to live here to you Muth in my house?
Do you like hot chicks?
Honey,
is disturbing. You do not have to look.
A break to get your hand!
Want to look on TV?
O Lord!
See, that hurt.
- Look, I have a bruise... - I do not care.
In my father's ashes?
Really?
I'll show you how to răhățe you're.
Sick! Bad thing is sick!
On the floor? Really?
And what did you do? You removed the curtains bottom?
Baby, do not you anyway Place those curtains.
I'm just some curtains!
He was an animal and if I not clear at all. Honey!
This will prove to tell you something?
Yes, I'll demonstrate!
I swear to listen Kisha it, whatever it says
strange things that happens in the house.
- And? - And I...
And I swear I is not going to strengthen ghost from now
even if I did not bring her home.
And I?
And about that Kisha's the pretty and sexy girl forever...
And I?
- I promise... - Louder!
And I promise that I will not May răhățesc
the ashes of the father Kish ever!
- Thanks? - Yes.
Can I get my games video back now?
Seaman...
Why put flour on the floor?
For that purpose flour to me help to see tracks.
And you think that's going to go?
He went to Scooby-Doo.
NIGHT 11 August 12, 2012
Malcolm! Did you hear that?
And why pretend sleep?
Because if I'll wake me trimiți to verify what he heard down there.
Did that move black ass up!
Kisha!
the room!
Who is stupid now, Kisha?
- Give me the bat. - Bat?
You'll bat uses a ghost?
I'm sorry, I left proton pack in the car.
Give me the bat!
Ghost that has some ugly legs you hard.
Looks more like an alien.
I do not want to do that.
- I can not do that. - Malcolm!
That's it.. That's not what we do us.
This is for whites.
This thing would make it black.
We do not investigate. November run, run. We live.
As you saw in the movies, a black say
"Do not do this Do not do that! 's Inside! "
And we if we know that is in why dracu'să May in there?
I do not want to do that...
- Poto and get it! - If you bite me?
There's a zombie, it's a ghost.
- Will you knock? - That's how I want.
- You killed my mother! - That's how you want!
That does not help me.
Let you're doing!
You want some of this?
Put that ghost to the ground!
O Lord! Rosa?
Rosa!
God, I'm so sorry!
I thought...
I did not know, I thought you're a ghost.
Or an alien.
I laughed legs your not your citizenship.
I quit!
- See? Give me the camera! - No!
- I'll fix it! - Will not solve anything!
I can not believe that Rosa and resigned.
Yes... well, you know...
is stressful for all.
I think we have something that we help to escape from stress.
to him, and you love him...
everything revolves shit.
Hold him in the chest.
Yes!
Bravo!
I see a face in chips.
Does mustache.
Never been drugged...
We're not going fast enough. Malcolm!
People do not know how to get high...
Wait!
Are ripe.
- Shit! - Shit!
This is the initial call to 112 re located
to the session Malcolm Johnson.
Department 112 of the Los Angeles. What is the urgency of your
"The voice of a woman possessed" Three, three.
- Ma'am, what's the problem? - Three people are dead.
- I... I killed him. - You have killed him?
Wrong! Țeapă!
Did I did it!
I do not want.
All right.
Okay, they do.
Yes! I like to curu'tău kid!
Went!
Criss Angel type shit right here!
- It was good. - It was good.
- Oh, God! - What?
It was great!
Disgusting!
Malcolm, wake up!
You peed in the bed.
- What? - You peed in the bed.
Shit.
It's not funny.
That's bad.
It's bad.
Hey Steve, thanks a lot that you brought the Ouija board.
No problem, brothers.
Honey, can you bring the wine?
Kisha, dinner was incredible.
The chicken was incredibly the tender, very juicy.
- Actually, Malcolm did it. - Really?
To be damned.
Thank you that you let me eat liver because I like black meat.
It's true. I eat everything.
- I bet you do. - Eat it all.
Brethren, a wine that you like. It's a very dark red.
You know what they say...
"The more black bear, with it the juice is sweeter "
All right... Must end all this.
You know what?
Normally not chased it to heart.
Steve, talking about stupid card.
Honey, I just want to communicate.
Are you a ghost? Or a demon?
Malcolm, who does that?
Not me. I swear to God.
G.
O.
- Steve, you push it? - I do not do anything.
S.
T.
"Fantmă"?
What the hell is a "fantmă"?
Maybe he's trying to say "ghost".
Trying to say "ghost"?
- You do that. - No. C not move me. I swear.
"Yes. "
He just said "ghost" and the "fantmă"?
What kind of ghost and Agram's this?
Please, can you uses your "Fantmă" a the sentence?
I'll be yours, fantmă stupid!
Sure is and dyslexic.
Someone I was mad.
Well, I'm not stupid.
I think we'll drive yourself out.
NIGHT 13 August 14, 2012
- Good morning, dear. - Morning.
The so yes.
Honey, I had the best sleep when I moved here.
Maybe because you slept in another room.
What are you talking about?
I had a revelation last night.
- A revelation? Really? - Yes, Malcolm.
The way you touched me...
harassed me... You made love to me!
What are you talking about?
Malcolm, I had sex last night.
No, I did.
Yes, I did, and it took about two hours.
Certainly it was not me.
And then who could be?
Let me out!
Oh, God...
Malcolm...
What?
The so good.
What's up, reciți alphabet?
Come on, nigga, Did plate finish.
Up and down! Up and down!
Give him the ass.
Malcolm, would you get higher.
Riding and you căluțul, horseback riding and I you!
Put it deep! Deep!
- Why not... - I can not even look.
I'll finish...
No, no. You have not finished yet.
I had no idea you knew you ejaculate.
Me neither!
No!
Are you really going to do mood with me now?
- You liked. - What?
You heard me. You liked!
You liked to have sex with thing more than me.
- Malcolm, I was asleep. - Talk to the hand.
That's my hand. Talk to her.
I was asleep. I did not know that having sex with a ghost.
You just admitted that You had sex with a ghost!
And you liked!
"Oh, Malcolm, would you get higher. "
Tell me, Kisha, not good enough for you?
I'm sorry. I tried to me larger, Kisha.
I did all the steps in the program.
I took Cialis, Viagra and Moka.
Everything that happened to amețeala was to take me.
Okay, ready!
I had anal bleeding one month days and you did not even knew you!
Listen! This has no importance because
I was raped, not you!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I think it was an experience awful for you. I'm sorry.
And could be worse.
Hey, cousin.
Is that cow in here?
What's that room, Kisha?
We are bandiți not can appear on television.
Did your mouth shut, Ray-Ray.
Okay, I'm sorry.
So what happens to neighbors cow that you, brothers?
That you sit next to you, brothers.
Looks ugly to me that I steal and at her window last night.
It has a beautiful body, cuz.
Have a sexy ass like a potato, brothers.
And not even a
But if it is, brothers?
Someone came between me and Kisha.
Someone did she bulit woman, cousin?
You know the more I want to tell you bulesc woman!
To me and I...
How could you and the other to tell you bulească woman before me, cuz?
We are family, man!
I'm sorry. Somehow...
What do you mean somehow i fuck Kish, brothers?
He put one foot up and one foot down?
Or instantly hit it like I would where to get the best, brothers?
Ray-Ray, there's so a
And can you tell black This one to be given to me?
Hey, get in the back 5 cm, bro.
But wait on it, however i
As it is, Kisha?
- If I listen, I'll tell you. - Well you tell me!
Barely wait to get my hands on This punk.
Get out you, cuz!
Ray-Ray, done! Only one to piss!
I had not quit and easy to Kish.
He should make sure to and I do not annoy Ray-Ray. Panaramo!
Panarama Who are you?
- Show yourself! - No, Ray, do not do that!
What the fuck is this?
Phantom Ray.
- A ghost, ghost? - A ghost, ghost!
- Like a ghost dead? - Yes!
Ray-Ray, try this to tell you 15 minutes.
Idiot!
What the hell?
What happened with your furniture, cousin?
Hold your hands up! You tried to kill me!
Hold on!
Lord!
My stuff...
You must admit that the was quite impressive.
Perfume?
Yes, it's new. Called Entity.
I love it.
What's the occasion?
Malcolm, it's a crime to sleep chiloței without you?
Got it.
Not for me. It's for him.
What are you talking about.
You know very well what I mean, about your lover supernatural.
Malcolm, you're being ridiculous. And I'll tell you right now...
Insecurity is not attractive.
Well, not to rub the supernatural is not attractive.
Good night!
Already exaggerate. I do not care no ghost.
Trying to contact?
- Good night! - I wanted to...
Good night!
Night 14 August 15, 2012
Get off of me!
- Honey... - Hey!
Hey.
What about the Gogo and under your ass?
Only some hemorrhoids you, that's all.
I'm sorry.
There was something special happened last night?
No, nothing special.
Just... as usual...
Doors slamming, stuff like that.
I want to see.
No, there's nothing to see, baby. Hold on...
- Hey, do not be rude! - Stop!
Ending!
- You know what? - You were an altar boy.
Malcolm, stay to the A... no, no, no.
- Just what I've got on the internet. - No, no.
No!
'll Be more popular than the penetration Bengay Charlie's finger.
- Say hello to the camera. - Kisha, the room in front of me.
I'm in a bad mood. Ending!
I understand now.
Now that you've been touched by an angel
suddenly became shy in front of the camera?
Let me ask you something, Kisha.
This is the first ghost that you slept?
Or is the first that I got?
Want to get it?
Yes, I want to get. I'll look and I'll ghost birds.
Maybe I did not need a ghost If I was a man.
Superbowl commercials that are keeps you longer than you.
Let me to tell you say something.
People waiting for a year for all those ads.
All year!
And maybe every time you see naked In 1000
All I can imagine is how you stay the toilet and play with Rubik's Cube.
Sorry, Kisha. Some things should not be said.
I let my guard down and You throw me in the face?
You killed my dog!
I can not believe it has come to this!
- I did I killed the dog! - One dog killer Why are you!
- That was my baby. - Bullshit your baby!
- Okay. - That was close.
All right.
Come!
Did you see that? Becomes increasingly worse.
Well, you heard what he said clairvoyant.
And feed yourself with negative energy.
All your arguments make them stronger.
- My quarrels? - Yes, yours!
Hold on to!
- You do not have to fight anymore. - I can not get on my nerves.
Just pretend you!
Good thing we did on plastics.
You should check that part.
Tea is ready.
I think I'll buy one from Starbucks.
- Can you get me a latte? - They did!
NIGHT 17 August 18, 2012
Yes! Did I pulled one in They boa and your ghost!
I have something on the television and to your...
Malcolm! Wake up!
Nigger, help me!
Did Give down the fucking headphones!
Malcolm!
Malcolm?
Malcolm!
There was something wrong with Kisha.
He did clean all morning.
Kisha is not never clean.
The so good, baby. No couch, baby, no couch.
No couch. Yes, the floor.
Way to go, girl. Bravo.
I caught her masturbating.
With a crucifix.
Kisha?
You prefer not to uses this?
Exactly.
Hey, baby.
Must go.
Do not... walking the dog.
What's wrong with that? The dog is dead.
Must go.
Kisha?
Kisha..., brother. Kisha?
Kisha?
Honey?
I want to apologize for what I wore.
I want to tell you that I love you and
do not want anything to come between us.
And I...
O Lord!
What the hell?
Yes. It's clear that he went crazy.
Father, thank's God that you could come.
Can you tell me Doug.
I hate being never tell my parents.
Plus I have some problems with some people
They asked me to recognize children.
Just because nigga little has my eyes, my nose,
and my blood group extremely rare AB Negative...
That does not mean I are fucking father!
Plus I'm still in training.
At the seminar?
No, in prison.
Shit... I was 15 years încarcerați all...
Learn more there in the yard. Lin and eZi a nigger,
come here, read it prospectus. WE smoothly and eZi the bastard,
reads your package.
To me and to go or what?
I'm sorry, Father. Come in.
Brothers, not gonna lie, but look and look for that does not show properly.
Look what's dust..
The park is E.T. with wigs.
Instead of red and your chi it here. Let's go.
I can not have a parachute. It's my face.
Move me to do?
Come on, man. There are a lot birds in the world.
There must be only with her.
You must come to the meeting.
Did I have a few out there that they may present.
to look at it.
I know it seems old woman and shows strange, but it has potential.
You can not just go there and save her?
You yelled at me now?
I know that just screamed to get there.
I mean to tell you exorcise skydiving, man!
So not going to enter the room. 'll'd Expect here?
Look at her hair. Her hair went crazy.
I think I freaked me before. But I'm not afraid.
I'm just worried that there I materials... necessary.
Do you have a loaded gun?
I'll shake the tart for you.
It's cold as hell here! You do not have căIdură?
What are you crazy look and UTA?
Kisha...
I am the father of Doug.
I came to de-possessed.
Wait so, is moving.
That's crazy, man.
Who is you?
I expected not to speak.
I am father of Doug.
That's Busta Rhymes you humming it there.
It was a little încâIcit...
You know how to cut your unites?
Bang, bang, bang, did I did it!
It is a diagram... close I almost beyond wrong.
Bang, bang, bang on your arm!
Unites the cut. That said, unites the cut.
I want to show you something.
Fuck you. That's like gangsters.
It's like gangsters.
Want to see mine?
Did'll show him. to look at this one.
I did something săIbatic and evil.
I made my prison.
Yes, you know... hurt. But you know...
Have to get over. We have to deserve.
It was crazy. It was like when
I pulled a so strong I could to sit to watch TV a month.
Want to see my paintings?
Sure.
You know, and I consider myself a kind of artist.
I think going a good job.
Excuse me, I'll be honest with you. Your technique is a little sloppy,
but you know, that's to be expected from a person possesses.
Damn! What could mouth.
That breath you tear down.
I can only imagine what it kidneys smell. Pure malice.
Fuck!
GHOSTS guys
I'm Dan, the man fooled. Today, the "guys with Ghosts"
investigate paranormal activity
from the session re Johnson in Suburban Los Angeles.
It will be very cloudy,
not like other fake programs ghost. Thing is real.
And I do not mean "I saw bona dead "but that scary
"I left a bag methamphetamine in a
and transparent box are fired cops
I have a hot and the pipe under the seat.
" The scary guy.
To get inside.
Okay.
Are the "guys with Ghosts "
the greatest show on Ghosts of the Internet.
Transmission cable and thank you because you called us.
You made the right choice.
Thank you very much that you have come.
Malcolm, not sure respects that.
I mean this guy... yes, but dorks over there...
I do not inspire confidence.
You said that you need ghost hunters, right?
I said that I need a clairvoyant.
- Chip, hey, how are you? - Hey, what's up?
What are you doing here?
I am clairvoyant, I felt that you need my help.
I do.
- I see more people. - Yes, it's Bob.
- Hello, Bob. - Come on, let's go.
There's something different about you.
Something new. I could not show the finger in you... you.
- On it. - I'm fine.
Someone has a secret...
Hello, brothers.
If it was me, it was already discarded in an alley in the city before.
But it seems that Malcolm has This strange feelings.
Shit. And what do you mean, that is really a demon in the house?
It look and search for it!
I'm sorry.
- I did not mean to be rude. - "Para and Uta" It's okay.
Okay. These are information they receive...
The entity does not want to leave this house.
Okay?
Struggling...
struggling to stay in the house.
And, Malcolm, you need to know...
How far are you willing to go to Scotland demon out?
I'll do anything.
Anything?
I do not see how to help thing with it.
He just became even more strange.
How should we help?
Nothing, just trying to see how far are you willing to go.
- I think it looks fine. - It certainly does not look right.
- You look like hell. - Just my bible...
A s a bless?
Yes, a bong, bless this one.
The so learn first chronicles.
I have not made any exorcism but I think this thing is not okay.
Got it.
A pear and seek to resolve it immediately.
I have something that purifies...
- That's a powder for demons. - Yes.
We are in 1985?
There is one demon? I feel able to exorcise...
I'll take care of all the demons I knew.
What will you do, gather all demons in one room
and'll get rid of all at once?
'll Do a gathering of demons.
You have to do is to ask:
"How are you? How are you?".
Mention that there are demons inside. What's up?
Can I be your friend?
I used to comb the hair.
Could I combed her hair right now. He'd be a hero like Alan Augustine.
I had and give to you some spray... I'd do...
Sure. I'm sure you could do that.
To do little exorcism.
Blessed is He on behalf of charity and good will of.
Which leads the weak out of the valley of darkness.
For he is truly defenders brother,
Finder and pierduți children.
And you will knows the name of the Lord, Avengers when I ask you!
Did you just quote Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction?
That's right, you got me.
You got me. I love Sam Jackson.
"If your friend would drink and all... "
Plus the film plane when it was a plane and killed the snakes that.
That's my favorite movie.
"Enough, enough!"
"I'm up to all ă nenorociții knew of the snakes, "
"In this fucking plane!"
Okay! Ready!
Okay, okay!
Exorcism... That's why we're here, right?
Yes, let's get back to what brought us here
from the beginning, and where we and known.
My man!
The powers...
invested in me, someone I gave me when I was locked
the correctional institute in Walpole... is in the north...
I ask the demon that is you to leave and return to say hello!
Demon, exit out of Kisha, demon!
- And you! - Demon, exit out of Kisha, demon!
and them out, demon!
and them out! and them out!
and them out!
Hey! I did not demon in me! She is!
We all have demons, Malcolm.
I know what you did last summer...
It would be better not.
Look that has awakened!
Kisha? Kisha!
O Lord.
Kisha?
Hey, buddy. You did it get there.
a finger sandwich and I'm...
Hello, cousin. You came just in time.
Do not compare any party with mandingo party.
Because party mandingo never gonna end...
Want some water?
- You're next, Malcolm. - Where are you going?
Hey, do not disappoint! It's her birth!
- Got Kisha her? - No, it's not in there.
- What happens there? - Nothing happens.
It's a mandingo party?
No.
You can not hide it from me.
Kisha?
Kisha!
Shit! Honey?
- Oh, God! What did you do? - Did I do you a favor.
O Lord! Rosa!
I just wanted my last check.
You shot the maid!
You mean old maid.
Panarama that had not has the nerve to come here!
I'll tell anyone, right? Are issued conditioning.
- It's here! - Come on!
Kisha! Honey.
- I încolțit it! - Honey!
Father, do something!
O Lord!
That's a strange demon.
Demons are always part The best bird.
What?
Demon mind.
Tell you something about Tupac is alive...
And it's really good.
What the hell is going on here?
It should be an exorcism, brothers!
By the power vested in me...
My powers are upon you!
What's that, water blessing?
No, it's the new fragrance from Khloe Lamar. It's very sexy.
I can realize it's Lamar.
Give to yourself!
Face of shit like that as Spiderman.
O Lord!
Chip!
I'm afraid of the dark.
Why is your hand on my biluțele?
- Protect them from spirits? - Get off me!
There it is!
She went into the cellar!
Bobby? Bobby?
O Lord!
Bobby, my brother's gone!
Lord! Come!
- Bobby? - Bobby?
- It's dark. - I do not wanna go there.
Kisha?
Look at all these strange signs.
Kisha was here. Left us signs.
Bobby!
O Lord!
Bobby caught him!
In fact, it's Bobby who gives a horse to water.
What?
That's gross.
- Kisha? - Kisha!
Show up.
Honey?
Come, brothers, sit close.
What's this, weights? And a machine thighs?
Give it did there... you fat?
Hey, all looks good at two in the morning.
Look, Malcolm, one white and one black.
Guess that's you. White.
What the hell!
We can only go find the girl to me, please?
Thank you.
Kisha!
Shut up.
Who's there?
That crazy bitch.
We lost camera!
Kisha?
Malcolm?
I am, Chip, clairvoyant.
Malcolm!
I am, Chip.
Okay, I found the room.
- What are you doing? - This shit is real, son.
Chip, why are you naked?
I thought it was pretty hot.
Oh, no.
Where's Bobby?
Kisha? Honey?
- Are you okay? - Leave her alone!
- Do not touch. - Why?
Because it's like a witch standing in the corner and cry.
If you touch one attack to get your ass.
I can not leave it to the a
Kisha?
Honey? Are you okay?
Get on my man, bitch!
at that!
Bitch!
Louder!
to from here, demon!
Fucking bitch.
- Honey? - Malcolm...
I think it's good.
Or maybe not.
Thiele I tell you, do not tell me too.
I say we get outta hell out of here.
- I'll take the blame. - Good.
Hey, what are you doing?
NIGHT 21 August 22, 2012
- Hey. - Hey.
You know what?
This game, Angry Birds, it's pretty fun.
I told myself.
- I like. - Look at you you're pretty.
That? It's just something I made me... for my husband.
Lucky me.
- Ouch! - What is it?
- I still miss ribs. - I'm sorry.
I beat you bad.
Just trying to get the demon out. I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry I brought that thing in your home.
Our house.
Malcolm? Camera is turned on?
Well...
Very well.
I have put a cramp.
Malcolm!
Yes, yes, I'm coming.
Malcolm!
I heard you the first time.
Damn!
Went.
Yes! I'm alive!
Did I hit it in the face! In the face!
I think you're Mutha in my house and one to kill me?
It's behind me, is not it?
You end IT